A Series of Mispellings

A phone that does more than call people. It makes really fantastic toast.

Who wants to read a blog when there’s a 160 character tweet wearing sexy black lingerie in a bedroom down the hall?

If I had a fancy phone I’d Tumble something funny, but all my phones (fancy and crappy alike) end up in the drawer of broken technology. So best not to waist the benjamins.

In other news…I used a pay phone for the first time in many years the other day. What a feeling. That cool black plastic on your warm ear, the sexy voice of the operator…”Please hold.” I wonder if anyone thought I was a drug dealer. Or a hooker. Not that only drug dealers and hookers use pay phones. They are quite expensive in fact. $0.75 per call! I’m sure distinguished people enjoy the use of pay phones too.

Is there a cent sign on my keyboard? If so, I can’t find it.