December 2010
5 posts
Oakland Tribune
Saturday Evening April 24, 1924
Doug and Mary Sail For Tour of Europe
NEW YORK, April 12.- Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford sailed on the Olympic today on their “first vacation in two years.” The trip will take them back to California by way of the far east.
She leans her warm cheek on his hot sun struck shoulder inhaling the smell of him; salty like the teal ocean they glide on. Her...
5 Reasons Why It Is Awesome To Play Music For...
They will pay you in salmon, wine, and catnip.
You will learn a lot of jokes because you will hear the same one about 15 times.
Seeing as how many of them have grandchildren who are self involved and can’t find the time to stop by and visit dear old Grandma Verona, you will get all the saved up compliments and praises.
Since 90 percent of them have hearing aids, when you forget the...
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”
– A Very Deep Cat Owner
EGG
The egg rolls back as the train chugs forward and my gag reflex pushes up the tuna sandwich I had for lunch. I swallow it down. She catches the delicate whiteness in the palm of her hand as it falls off the edge of the lipless tray table. She looks to me, head cocked and eyes wide, smiling with pride.
“Phew!” she says, “That was a close one.”
My nostrils flare as I...
